Memo

To: All Candidates

From: terryfaceplace

Dear candidates,

Please take extra care in selecting the pundit for your fundraiser. A bad choice can, a) make you look like a fool, b) result in a fund raiser where you spent more on cheese and crackers than what you raise, and c) expose your volunteer staff to a toxic environment.

Thank you for your attention to this important matter.

P.S.
Ann Coulter is an especially bad choice.

Sincerely,

terry